Doc Ock

Abbreviated slang for ‘occupational physician’.

Called in sick the other day. My boss doesn’t trust me, so now I have to visit Doc Ock to have my symptoms checked.

by Laquatus October 16, 2023

faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.

That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..

by anonymous January 6, 2024

DOC

Drug Of Choice.

Joe: "Adderall is by far the best thing I've ever had. It's my DOC."
Bob: "You're strange, dude..."

by .ADHD December 10, 2023

doc

A really chunky dog that makes green juice out of his testicles.

Damn that girl is chunky like doc!
You need to loose some weight or you are going to be obese like Doc.

by calldocifhegetslost January 12, 2023

Doc Dredd

A cocktail that consists of 2 parts pineapple crush 2 parts Smirnoff vodka and 5 parts codeine. prepared and drank out of a water cooler jug in one chug.

Person 1: Yo, Kaden is making a Doc Dredd!
Person 2: Oh shit, I gotta see this!

by TheRealHazy December 6, 2018

Doc Lock

Doc Lock refers to locking lips with an Army medic. This action can cure 99.9 percent of common ailments including pain and space aids

"My wisdom teeth removal really has my mouth hurting."
"Just go cop a Doc Lock at the aid station"

by Doc Doc Doc August 12, 2017

Doc

Code word for penis by combining 2 words dick cock this is used by the hip crowd to conceal the actual meaning of the word.

My girlfriend thought she was being sneaky by saying I'm just going to stay home tonight and get ready for my doc appointment tomorrow.

by Stevebi777 October 16, 2018