Swan Dive

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"

Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!

by Swipa September 26, 2010

Swan Dive

While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.

"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"

by Hairless Chipmunk April 28, 2009

Nose dive

When a guy bends over into the doggy style position and tucks his penis between his legs so that it is sticking out the back, then the other partner comes in to give him a blowjob in this position resulting in his/her nose diving into his ass every time he/she goes down his shaft.

1) This chick was such a bitch untill she nose dived me.

2) my chick nose dived me and then spent the rest of the day brown nosing me. lol

by crazyMX October 21, 2010

dick dive

The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"

"Hey do you see that hottie over there?" (points, friend looks in that direction) "DICK DIVE!" (Smashes friend's penis, friend groans in pain).

by Scott "love fist" Ward October 4, 2007

shoulder dive

When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming

Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.

by Jamie Chennells December 31, 2007

Uba Dive

An adventure in which u try to get some pussy.

we about to uba dive later

by hibbety blue blah February 23, 2008

Bed dive

When you're so tired from a long day that you stand in front of you bed and do a stage dive-like fall onto it; it's usually immediately followed by passing out in the position you landed in.

John: Dude, why didn't you text me back last night?

Pete: Sorry bro, I blacked out after a bed dive at 10 last night.

by xSing4Lifexx October 25, 2010