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Dildo Faggot

1.) A politically incorrect term becoming more widely used and accepted in our devolving society as time progresses.

2.) A very generic word that refers to a person but not limited to, the male being. This word is not limited to a particular race or ethnicity, nor geographical regions, and is typically used among teens up to the latter years of life being that a lot of old farts cuss now. May be used plural or singular.

3.) A generic term for a person who is as dense as a dildo and is fuckn stupid. Just plain out a no good piece of dumb ass, pubic shit. Someone who truly has no comprehension of the real world and is annoying as fuck. A person who is a breathing waste of air.
1.) Jenn- OMG! Did you just hear the bullshit he just said?? He has no clue what the fuck he is talking about!!

Todd- I know he probably is quoting from his mom and dads political beliefs.

The Godfather- Go clip off his nut sack, shove a hot curling iron up his asshole, and put a soldering iron in his right ear.

Todd and Jenn- OMG where the fuck did the Godfather come from?

2.) Fuck!! Im not going out in this shirt, with my hair looking like this, my belt hanging loose, a pair of all stars on and acne!! I look like a dildo faggot!
by ChrisThePiss February 28, 2010
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Dildo

shes got a dildo... Doesn't say much for me
by Big Fino April 24, 2003
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dildo duel

When two people insert dildoes into thier lower orifices and squirm as if fighting to move the dildo around eachother's orifice, bringing much pleasure.


A dildo duel is also the result of immature 12 year olds visiting an adult natured shop, and having a swordfight with the largest dildo collection.
Two kids came into the shop and had a dildo duel yesterday. They knocked over a few gimp suits.
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beach dildo

(1)A random dildo found at the beach

(2) Can also be used for hyperbole
-1: "Holy Sh*t I just stepped on a beach dildo!"

-2: "How's you're hangover?" "Not good; I feel like I got slapped with a bag full of beach dildos."
by the chowsta September 30, 2010
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dildo

sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.
"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda
by Wesside January 12, 2005
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dildo

by Alianne September 13, 2003
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