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Dickmatized

A person hypnotized via sexual intercourse; usually the male genitalia
That girl is so dickmatized
by thebiggestbird_234 March 7, 2026
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Dickmatized

When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.
"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"
by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025
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Dickmatized

When a woman is so overwhelmed by the intensity of high level dick being thrown that she falls asleep during or immediately after, often due to multiple orgasms or extreme relaxation."
Hey Edwin , how about last night when you were finished Pounding Julez I finished her off and Dickmatized her .
by Dick Ninja June 30, 2025
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Dickmatised

When after a proper shagging she can't think straight.
Cheryl's legs were weak and her head was fuzzy after Roger gave her a good "rogerring". Cheryl was dickmatised.
by OG SPOT August 22, 2025
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Dicklatory relief

The sense of weight lifting off of your shoulders because you received mind blowing mood altering dick. Synonym of sexual satisfaction
Jeremy and I had intercourse, luckily I needed some dicklatory relief after a hard day's work.
by anonymous September 7, 2025
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Dickmatized

Taylor Swift is dickmatized by Travis Kelce's large red wood tree.
by pinkrasberrytwee123 October 7, 2025
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Dicktator

Dictator, but the root word is dick, as in "that guy is a dick"
Kim Jong un is a dicktator
by Qetjsdydzduzrustuzjt October 19, 2025
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