Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.
by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006
Get the I'll have you know that I was drunk mug.Waking up hungover after a heavy night of drinking, often including blackouts and puking the superb act of being trashed - awakening to find a bunch of items that you don't actually own, on your drawers.
These are drunk trophies, memorabilia from the night before. Unfortunately as you pick them up the memories often don't come back, why do I have this mascara set on my desk? Whose keys are these? Why is this screw driver here?
If you've asked any of these questions you have been a victim (or more so abuser) of Drunken Kleptomania. Simply put, drunken kleptomania is a state in which you steal shit and bring it back, but you were drunk, so drunk in fact that you don't remember how you procured said shit.
FACT: 67% of men have participated in drunken kleptomania.
These are drunk trophies, memorabilia from the night before. Unfortunately as you pick them up the memories often don't come back, why do I have this mascara set on my desk? Whose keys are these? Why is this screw driver here?
If you've asked any of these questions you have been a victim (or more so abuser) of Drunken Kleptomania. Simply put, drunken kleptomania is a state in which you steal shit and bring it back, but you were drunk, so drunk in fact that you don't remember how you procured said shit.
FACT: 67% of men have participated in drunken kleptomania.
John woke up, it was Sunday - Bloody Sunday he thought as his head felt like someone was putting it in a vice set like in Casino, only this was a four-way pressure clusterfuck squeezing the scrambled mess of hungover brains. His eyes burned as he let out a mighty grunt. Suddenly his eyes opened a bit wider, the pain subsiding as a subtle "What the fuck" blurted out.
There he clumsily stood, gawking at what was his room. He noticed the new construction sign that was broken through the dry wall. The lipstick that was on the bureau and the amassed set of keys. He examined the keys and lipstick with peculiar intrigue...
"Wha, When the fuck did I get this?"
The memories from last night were not coming back, He remembered leaving the party, and the beer bong an hour before that, but nothing in between or after. Just then his roommate came into the room.
"Dude, you were so fucked last night..."
Little did John know, but he had participated in the greatest robbery, the largest collection of Drunken Kleptomania since 1974.
There he clumsily stood, gawking at what was his room. He noticed the new construction sign that was broken through the dry wall. The lipstick that was on the bureau and the amassed set of keys. He examined the keys and lipstick with peculiar intrigue...
"Wha, When the fuck did I get this?"
The memories from last night were not coming back, He remembered leaving the party, and the beer bong an hour before that, but nothing in between or after. Just then his roommate came into the room.
"Dude, you were so fucked last night..."
Little did John know, but he had participated in the greatest robbery, the largest collection of Drunken Kleptomania since 1974.
by Jimblor April 7, 2009
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The state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. Equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn't be opposed to it. Comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent.
Person: Hey man, I heard you started doing "crazy shit" last night, how drunk were you?
Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.
Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.
by HMS Secretive February 27, 2009
Get the Rhino-drunk mug.One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.
by Griz April 30, 2004
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by DanoNYC February 28, 2007
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Get the Elin drunk mug.Someone who after indulging in large amounts of alcohol exhibits one or more of the following characteristics; loosing all sense of balance, loss of any sort of mental filter on their mouth, uses excessive cursing, performs lewd dancing, and is usually covered in whatever alcohol they were drinking. These people are usually fun to be around first but in the end are just an embarrassment.
Joe - "Yo man did you see that girl Megan last night?"
Steve - "Yea dude she is such a sloppy drunk, she bumped into me and spilled beer all over herself and then blamed it all on me."
Steve - "Yea dude she is such a sloppy drunk, she bumped into me and spilled beer all over herself and then blamed it all on me."
by Jimmy Profs October 26, 2009
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