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new jersey devils

the most diciplined team in all of hockey. often crizicized for using "the trap" defense, 2-1-2, which shuts down even the best offensive teams. most haters bitch that the devils are boring and are "ruining hockey." This is certainly not the case, as they have become on of the most explosive teams in the league. Haters also make fun of the fans, because the devils have attendance records way below average. they fail to realize that this is because two other franchises existed in the same region when the devils were formed in 1985. they won the stanley cup in 95, 00, and 03, with a bright future of diciplined hockey ahead.
we're gona play the trap, like the new jersey devils.
by Fidyk May 2, 2006
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New Jersey Devils

the best team in the world won 3 championships since 1995 STFU to the other 2 u can kiss my balls assfucks!@
what a new jersey devils he kicks soooo much asses
by frankie BIE December 28, 2005
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Duke Blue Devils

Man the Duke Blue Devils are so white no wonder they never win it all.
by Bearcats056 March 19, 2010
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New Jersey Devils

The most dominant team in the Eastern Conference of the NHL since 1995. They own the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. Winners of three Stanley Cups from 1995-2003. They used the neutral zone trap and the skill of their goaltender Martin Brodeur at playing the puck outside the crease to dominate their division and conference for more than a decade. Gary Bettman, a man seemingly intent on destroying hockey, invented the new "Brokeback NHL" in response to the Devils frustrating defensive system that stressed low scoring, defense and winning games and cups instead of the Mark Messier inspired "overpaid whining pussy, no-contact-or-I'll-cry, take-it-in-the-butt" style and attitude that seemed to summarize their cross-river rivals, the NY Rangers and their legion of snivelling, whining, douchebag fans. The Rangers fans are quick to point out the Devils' relative lack of fans, but as an original 6 team in North America's largest city, that just seems like more petty bullshit from a group of people who, despite the fact that they are New York and the salary cap just came into being, have enjoyed exactly 1 Stanley Cup championship since the start of World War II. 3 Cups since 1995 for a team that moved to the suburbs in 1982, or 1 since before Pearl Harbor for New York City, you do the math . . .
Who owns the New York Rangers and Philadelphia Flyers? The New Jersey Devils.

Who effectively ended the NHL career of Eric Lindros? Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils on his way to yet another Stanley Cup (fortunately the Rangers then acquired Mr. too-many-headaches Pussy).

The New Jersey Devils were unbeaten against the New York Rangers for 20 games.

Who swept the NY Rangers in the 2006 playoffs? The New Jersey Devils.

Maybe Mike Richter and Brian Leetch would like to look at the 3 Stanley Cup rings owned by Martin Brodeur and Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.

The idea of having to play the New Jersey Devils used to drive Theo Fleury to drink.
by Ken Daneyko March 9, 2007
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The Blue devils

the 12 time DCI world Champion Drum corps from Concord califonia
won 18 high brass titles and hold the record for most championships
did you see the blue devils 2986 show, it was INSANE!
by formu1fan November 5, 2008
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Black Bourbon Devils

A Southern Alt./Rock band from Ohio. Known for their entertaining shows and aggressive alcohol consumption.
Q-"Have you seen Black Bourbon Devils?"

A-"Eh."
by Pabstitite4Consumption July 23, 2011
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red devils

Red Devils owned Arsenal again.
by KRHimself June 10, 2006
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