deuce'em up

Grab two not just one

Magic Mike said "I'm gettin a beer", Bubba quickly replied "deuce'em up", cause he too wanted a ice cold bud heavy.

by dimebagbubba October 12, 2012

deuce de leche

The shit storm a person afflicted with lactose intolerance experiences after consuming dairy.

"Whoa, dude! Travis blew up the bathroom with a deuce de leche, I'm pretty sure those mozzarella sticks were the culprit."

by BigGrubsSTM June 13, 2016

deuce it out

To interrupt whatever you're doing to go and take a shit. In relation with deuce it up

"Whatever, i've been at this for three fucking hours, i gotta deuce it out anyway"

by TrollDoBairro October 26, 2017

Deuce-Noose

A deuce-noose is the act of shitting on some one's neck then lightly choking the same person. This is usually done during sex with a agreeable partner and not meant to be a means to murder.

I met this girl at the bar last night that was into some weird s&m type shit. Literally she wanted me to give her a deuce-noose.

by TGFL STRAWBERRY December 5, 2018

Deuce Duped Dickhead

Deuce Duped Dickhead is always a good hearted male. His good heart is used against him by the same female not once but twice. After being burnt in a relationship once, he gets manipulated and sucked back in to the same relationship with lies and false promises, only to get burnt again, more often than not the next day. The male will then be ignored and forever wonder why the female, who is obviously a game player with no heart, would ever do this to him.

"Did you hear the big fella is a Deuce Duped Dickhead?"

"The good hearted, understanding bloke?"

"Yep"

"That poor guy."

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.

I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.

by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020

deuce ninja

(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.

The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.

by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008