Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018

detention

a place 99.9999999% (students) the population hates, and 0.0000001% (teachers) like.

I got detention for saying yes.

by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf December 18, 2018

detuction

a guy who came up with this word, he plays a roblox game called Rogue Lineage. He is the coolest, slickest and most peaceful guy you'll ever meet in Rogue Lineage. He is a pacifist and rarely and barely attacks others.

Person 1: OI, DET (ABBREVIATED VERSION OF DETUCTION) SHOULD WE GANK THIS ULTRA?

Detuction: Nah, hes too strong. Lets leave him alone.

by Ace Lawliet January 17, 2021

Erotic Deception

To be sexually tricked while under the influence of alchohol, drugs, or something similair that causes a person to do things they wouldn't normally do.

At that party last night a senior experienced erotic deception from some freshman.

by TheReason13 April 19, 2010

Dumpster Detention

Dumpster Detention was invented by a group of crime fighting Australian pioneers from the Sutherland Shire, who believed that any form of crime/misbehaviour/offensiveness should be punishable.

Dumpster Detention refers to the process of picking up an individual who has committed a minor crime/offense and placing them into a bin/dumpster. The individual is kept in said bin/dumpster for an amount of time appropriate to their crime/offence.

Guy 1: I disagree with your opinion. I believe that Edward from Twilight COULD kick Batman's backside.

Guy 2: That statement is offensive to myself, Batman and every being on this planet. I, therefore, decree that you shall be placed into Dumpster Detention till you see the error of your ways.

Guy 1: What is Dumps...Ack!

Guy 2: *picks up the offensive person and places them in the nearest trash receptacle*

by Australian Captain America. February 9, 2012

Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

penile detention

1.DETENTION FOR THE PENILE
2. DETENTION WHERE YOU GET PENETRATED

1. I screwed someone in class so I got penile detention.
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention

by The_Janky_and_spanky_monkey November 13, 2014