Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole

I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

Dairying

Where dogs (typically named 'Leaf') tend to sit on your revision work, while attempting to study for an exam.

Leaf! Stop dairying!

by glallan June 6, 2011

Dairy trained

Insertion of any dairy products into one’s partners asshole as a means of sexual fore play.

So I have some yogurt in the fridge, wanna get dairy trained?

by Pickle Reid April 18, 2018

Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.

Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.

by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024

dairy explosion

When you are lactose intolerant and you eat dairy. In other words to “blow up” the toilet, “explode” the toilet, or “bomb” the toilet.

Sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m having a dairy explosion because I drank milk.

by amazingcacti100 November 2, 2019

dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.

Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day

by capn' crunch February 7, 2014

Dairied

Another way of saying "Goated"

Dude did you see that clip on Twitch from BakeAndCake_ she is Dairied.

Dude that shot was Dairied.

by Croaton465 June 10, 2024