Demon-Dick

When you hook up with a guy and the dick is SO good but he literally destroys your soul

i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.

George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.

Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.

by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019

Matt Damon Effect

Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.

"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"

by superawesomeguy1496 October 6, 2011

Lemon demon

1. Lemon
2. Demon
3. Karkalious

4. Lemon demon

:33< Cool songs dude

Lemon demon: hello I am lemon demon on a secret account. give me your credit card information so I can make music.

Person: OH MY GOD NEILLLL AKA LEMON DEMON!!!!!

Lemon demon: yes that is me. Please give me your credit card information.

Person: OH MY GOD LEMON DEMON!!!!

by TheChalkSystem.com March 26, 2021

Damon Baird

From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.

He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.

1. Marcus: You're Baird.

Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?

2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?

Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?

3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?

Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is

cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...

Marcus: Hey Baird...

Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...

Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!

by Who else? Me. July 29, 2011

minge demon

Relating to the genatalia of a chav hore or other dirty girl whos legs are too often wide open. The minge demon lives inside of the minge giving a foul smelling residue that on occasion peers out of the gash attaching itself to the participating penis resulting in a strange burning sensation

Yesterday that filthy chav whore opened up her legs and the minge demon smiled at me before causing a nasty rash on my member

by Bean, Dave May 17, 2005

Demon Spawn

n. joking term used to refer to mischievious kids.

I've told you more than once, your child is a Demon Spawn.

by The Doctor October 18, 2004

Demon

A demon is the result of a fallen Angel. At the start of time, 1/3 of the Heavens rebelled against Arch Angel Michael. This front was led by the Angel of Light - Lucifer and his armies were governed by Be'elzebuth.

The war wasnt a sucess for the third of angels rebelling and they were cast down to a region known as Hell. Once in Hell, the Fallen Angels became known as Demons.

Demons have the power to control human minds, an ironic power all considering their war was started due to the fact they were jealous God loved Humans more than his first creation - Angels.

Lucifer was an Angel, however turned into a Demon when sent to Hell

by Benxander October 18, 2008