Illinois Cyclone

A disgusting and depraved sexual act that involves the man pissing in the woman while in prone bone, then spinning while remaining inside the woman

Person 1: Me and Sandra just did the Illinois Cyclone

Person 2: Your disgusting

by SwagGodHimself January 10, 2026

cyclops

a car with one headlight burned out. it's tough to see one at night because you don't know which side is working, possibly leading to a head-on collision.

last night, while coming home, i almost wrecked my car swerving to avoid a cyclops coming at me on the wrong side of the road.

by earpuller September 13, 2009

Cycling Deficiency

The clips from home video programmes, when people fall off their bikes

person1, ouch did you see that kid fall off his bike then?

person2, yeah he had a severe case of cycling deficiency

person1, still pretty funny tho

by punkyroo March 30, 2011

cyclopsing

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.

Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.

by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

Cyclops Mega Blast

A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom

Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!

by Farqunglu June 4, 2016

Cyclotex

Cyclic vortex.
Another word for twister or tornado.

Another cyclotex rips through your local trailer park leaving a wake of shrapenal littered throughout the landscape.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016

cyclophagy

Osteophagy is when animals consume bones from a carcass to increase the calcium and phosphate in their diets.
Cyclophagy is when people search for bicycles that were locked to a post and stripped for parts.

The emotional response of fear and public disorder that comes from seeing a significant number of locked and stripped bicycles as symbolic of the lack of social controls in that vicinity.

When the landscape of stripped bicycles communicates to the public that social disorder is abundant.

Searching for the common crime of bikeslaughter.

See my Instagram page for pictures (townman.phl) #cyclophagy

Cyclophagy is a form of broken window that shapes the public fear.
If Georgia OKeefe lived in Philadelphia right now she would be painting stripped bicycles as an expert in cyclophagy.

by townman.phl May 27, 2017