tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.

i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.

by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009

Clock Spider

The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.

It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.

by Sendion August 20, 2003

chew o'clock

When its that time to have a great dip sesh with the crew.

Hey Rob you know what time it is? Yeah man I'm pretty sure its chew o'clock, I'll grab the tin.

by Tinothy December 20, 2008

5 O'Clock Shower

To hit the pub or drinking establishment on a Friday night at 5pm. Usually starts out as a few quiet drinks but ends up with hangover amnesia

Thomson: Oh man, I can't wait for the weekend, I'm off to help Mum wash the Dog.

Johnson: What!!! Blow that off, we are off to the pub for a 5 O'Clock Shower!

by Ralf_Style July 15, 2010

Get The Fuck Out O'Clock

The proper response to someone who has overstayed their welcome.

-What time is it?
-It's Get The Fuck Out O'Clock.

by Barbie T September 9, 2010

5 o'clock

happy hour, the international drinking time, sort of like 4:20 is for smoking the reefer.

"Pour me something tall and strong, make it a hurricane before I go insane.
It's only half past 12 but I don't care...it's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson/Jimmy Buffett

by Nick D September 30, 2003

clocking out

To knock out. Hit the sheets. Go to sleep.

Gooby: "Yo daw you coming over to Macki's clib?"
Dolan: "Nah fool. Im clocking out!"

by GoobyGoobs February 1, 2013