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crystal head

When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh
by Rozak May 24, 2018
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crystal blue perswayze

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.
After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.
by sleepypie September 24, 2018
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cryptillionaire

Describes a person whose cryptocurrency holdings are equal or greater to that of a fiat million through conversion to the holders native currency
After successfully investing in Bitcoin she became a cryptillionaire.
by Happy Hodler January 29, 2019
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Crystallized Caverns

When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.
Yo dude, last night I just crystallized her caverns.

Siiiick, you gave her crystallized caverns.
by BraziarK September 28, 2019
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Crystalynne

She is the most perfect girl in the world. She's always putting people ahead of her before she puts her first. You will never be sad sad when you're around her because she will always make you laugh. She's super smart too if you didn't know. She will act dumb and say she is dumb but don't believe that. She will literally help you in seconds even if she doesn't know what it is. She hangs out with everyone at school because she really likes everyone. She doesn't want to have any problems. If she knows she messed up she apologize with all her heart. You really shouldn't let her go. IF you're her guy best friend you'll probably fall for her. If you're her girl best friend trust me she's always there for you. She's also really pretty so if you hear her say she's ugly or anything just tell her she's not.
Crystalynne is really smart.
Hey look it's Crystalynne!
by hahaomghey April 16, 2020
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Crystal meth hunter

A crystal meth hunter is a gay man who, though not necessarily a drug user himself, seeks out meth-addicted men within the gay community for sex, for the reason that meth addicted men will go much further, sexually, than anyone not addicted to meth.
"Hey, you see that guy cruising the dance floor? He's a crystal meth hunter, only tweaker dudes will do the perverted things he likes.
by MakingItReal March 7, 2021
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Crystalbitchology

The study of rocks
Jess daydreams in school about the giant amethyst at the center of the universe which is her way of manifesting more energy to put towards her addiction to jerking off rocks. Logic is her kryptonite and the energy from her tiny rock collection will endlessly pull her deeper into the hole of crystalbitchology until one day, when she wakes up... and decides to not be retarded
by Gymbro69 April 23, 2021
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