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Critical Need-to-Know Information

Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.
by PrinceDeven78 February 21, 2023
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critical dumbassity

When a really bad mistake or stupid action takes place.
When John crashed his Mustang after a twelve pack...he suffered from critical dumbassity.
by mrchristian November 20, 2012
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Critical Race Theory

The most misunderstood theory in history.

This theory was meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but apparently a few people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.

In all seriousness, for one to understand CRT, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am referring to the philosophical theory and framework written by Adorno & Horkheimer, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.

If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.

Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Critical Race Theory is a bunch of BS"
๐— ๐—ฒ: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Okay SJW."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "Look bro, I'm just being pedantic. Call me a nerd, a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against CRT."
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voice mail critics

when two people get bored, call most of thier friends who they know will not pick up, then critize their voicemail. . then measure it on a scale from one to ten (one being the lowest and ten being the highest)
by margarita mckenzie June 10, 2009
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critical condition

His grandma's alive, she's just in critical condition.
by CigaroCigaroCigar November 18, 2025
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Critical Contrarianism

The belief that critics are almost always dead wrong when reviewing a work. Indeed, these days reviews from critics and audiences tend to differ wildly.

The common belief is that if the critic reviews are negative and the audience is positive, the work is great, and if critic reviews are high while audience reviews are poor, the work is terrible.
The Mario Movie got a 55% on Rotten Tomatoes from critics, but 98% from the audience. That's critical contrarianism for you.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2023
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SML Critic

Aka SML Reviewer, Old SML Fanboy, or SML Boomer is a lonely male adult virgin usually in the millennial or Gen Z demographic. Who does nothing but complain and make boring lazy reviews about an internet puppet show named SML. These criticisms are always the exact same thing and can always be summed up as "Old SML good, Modern SML bad". They have yet to grow up and for some reason are unable to grow up past their plush cooming phase. They can't accept that the old version of the show will never return, and will constantly grift on the massive hate train of the modern show. They are entitled set of elitists who thinks they are opinions are more superior than anyone else in the community. Jeffy has been used as a massive scapegoat on why Modern sml "sucks" and have tried massive campaigns to axe the character even though he's the sole reason the channel became super popular in the first place. Some critics have even "threatned" to leave even though they are no threat and usually the ones that quit comeback like a month later. They take the show way too seriously. They even go as far into thinking they have some platonic relationship with the creators even though it's very obvious he doesn't give a crap about them and a few dared called "evil" because of his greed even though a lot of reviewers are no better than him. They can be Pedophiles and absolute creeps.

P.S: The community is also filled with virtue signaling hypocrites who suffer from TDS.
SML uploaded!?!? Time to leave a dislike and write a Bible sized comment on why this video sucked!!!!!! Wow an SML Critic is very similar to a Pro Smash Bros. Player and a Disney Adult! Whats up with these Nintendo related communities being so unhinged?
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