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Newton's Cradle

The action of 2 men standing next to one another and swinging their balls in such a way that they swing back and forth due to the horizontal force of each set of balls making direct contact
"I want to Newton's Cradle with you"
by bobrob1234 November 3, 2021
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Twins in a cradle

Twins in a cradle is when you have two adults age 18~26 (commonly preferred to as a Maxwell and Amber) . Maxwell is 26 years of age, works with dogs. As we all know, dogs are an easy source to an 18 year olds woman’s heart. That’s the point…. Watch out. But also, Amber… The 18 year old who is open to the experience of psychedelics, will try anything. Be aware… twins in a cradle, dangerous. F*** around and find out.
This pair is really a twins in a cradle couple….. wow….
by Succubitch December 31, 2021
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rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap
Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?
by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022
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Cat’s in the cradle

A reference from the song “cat’s in the cradle” by Harry Chapin which might be used to describe a situation in which a person starts to give lesser time to a relationship. In case of the song it was used for a father and son situation.
Dad can you stop with the cat’s in the cradle!
by Rangreza September 29, 2022
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Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.
Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!
by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023
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Newton’s Cradle

When a male is standing feet apart, and another male is standing behind tries to slap your butt, but instead his fingers come upon impact to a single testicle, which in turn Newton's cradle demonstrates the third law of motion. When one of the balls is lifted and released, it strikes the remaining stationary balls and sends force through all of them to push the ball on the other end away.
David stood behind Chris in Nanoom, attempting to slap his butt, however David accidentally missed Chris’s cheeks and his finger managed to hit a single testicle, resulting in a “Newton’s Cradle “.
by Nanoom secret December 28, 2023
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Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.
Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle
by gog1414 January 2, 2024
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