Covid-20

The 20 lb weight gain from eating all day during the Covid-19 stay at home order.

Have you seen Sally? She really put on the Covid-20!!

by Pumpkin 1780 May 15, 2020

Covid-👽

When conspiracists or Trumpists-turned-QAnonists attributed the origin of the coronavirus not to a lab in Wuhan but to the extraterrestrials that apparently wanted to harm the earthlings, or to prove to them that they are inferior to other galactic beings.

President Trump, who blamed China for infecting the US with Covid-19, refused to expose the conspiracy promoted by some of his supporters for linking Covid-👽 to the high number of infection cases and deaths plaguing the country.

by MathPlus September 26, 2020

COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020

Covid Arm

When over masterbating Due to the coronavirus causes a guy to have one buff, muscled up arm

Man look at his COVID ARM, he must’ve been jacking for days!

by AlienDavid-19 April 7, 2020

Covid Stutter

When you've just gotten out of quarantine and you completely forget how to speak English.

Person1: "Hey dude how's it going?"
Person2: "Ivfbst bin goudd houw bowt yoo?"
Person1: "Woah dude nice Covid Stutter"

by FruitMyScoot November 20, 2020

COVID-19

COVID-19 is this damn virus that makes people buy toilet paper and stay inside and wear masks and stay in online school
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing

dude 1: Man I hate COVID-19, we get stuck inside
dude 2: Me too bro it sucks

by okamipad November 27, 2020

Covid-76

When you catch the coronavirus 4 times

That nigga Paulo Dybala got Covid-76 bro

by yxng_j.music May 5, 2020