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TWISS Commando

An expatriot contractor who works in Iraq doing an incredibly easy job that requires no hard work or physical ability yet posts pictures of himself on MySpace and Facebook wearing full kit and trying to look like a hard-ass. This individual may or may not have a target on his back and be reffered to as "One-time".
One-time on Facebook: "OPSEC is important people, I'm in Iraq, have a secret security clearance and have a target on my back because I'm a contractor!"

Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"
by Twiss Commando July 1, 2010
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6th commandment

Thou Shalt Not Kill. One of the 10 commandments, counted as the 6th commandment by Protestant traditions and the 5th commandment by Catholic tradition. The command prohibits purposefully or accidentally taking someones life.
Martin Luther believed that the 6th commandment was directed towards individuals, but did not prevent governing bodies from going to war or punishing criminals.
by quizman64 November 14, 2007
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Commander Kotex

A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.
My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.
by Dave4270 August 26, 2009
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Cunt Commander

A female in charge of males that always bust their chops or demasculinizes them to make herself more powerful. Always a bitch to them.
by VIPAS72 February 10, 2007
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clit commander

A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.
I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!
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going commandtoe

Going commandtoe is when you wear shoes without socks. Often done in the summer or if no socks are available.

Does not apply to when wearing sandals/flip-flops because socks in that context would just be wrong anyway.
Ray saw it was a bit of a scorcher outside so he decided to get some air between his toes by going commandtoe
by Rob Vile May 3, 2010
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Commando

A perk in Modern Warfare 2 that increases melee range allowing players to teleport/flash step to the nearest player and kill them instantly
OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!!! I PUT 10 BULLETS IN THAT GUY AND HE JUST COMMANDOS ME AND I DIE!!!!! FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!!!!
by runnerboy404 October 19, 2010
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