confusioned

Caught off guard by what was said or what happened

I am confusioned about what you just did

by rebelwolf3905 February 15, 2022

Confusionista

A person who seeks creates and enjoys chaos and the subsequent drama that comes with it.

Person x is a confusionista.

A group of people are confusionistas.

Stop being a confusionista and focus on better thing to do.

by D3k4s January 2, 2023

Confusionationship

When two people don't know where to situate their relationship as it's crammed with confusion, fearfulness, avoidance and affection .

e.g : Lia and Ghali have a Confusionationship

by parapme January 30, 2023

Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.

Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Cumlusions

The mental delusion of cumming mass amounts of semen onto random objects and person's especially the act of cumming in ones orifices i.e. ears,nose,eyes ECT.

Wow bro that was a massive cumlusions I came so much in her ear that she could hear me coming from across the room yet I never shot a single drop.

by DjDrail69 March 26, 2024

Confusionism

When an attorney lies and twists facts, engages in gaslighting at every hearing, throws a bunch of manure on the case hoping it will stick into a nice, smelly ball of turd with the purpose of confusing a judge. The result of Confusionism is a high-conflict case where one of the parties becomes homeless and the party who went to jail for abuse keeps their freedom, money, and children for the time-being. Usually overturned on appeal in the Supreme Court.

John Kelleher practices Confusionism!

by bucketidontquitnow September 4, 2024

Confusion Bait

When someone baits or makes you be confused

What is this question?! its making me so confused? is it confusion bait?

by highlevletrol March 13, 2025