The karen capital of the world. It's practically a beehive. They drive giant suburbans on the way to to speak with any manager that they can find. Their broken husbands are busy drinking themselves to death in a semi-trendy microbrewery because its literally the only thing to do in this town besides hit the many homeless people with your $20,000 "muscle car." In the back seat of karen's suburban resides two high school kids fitted with brand new cowboy boots and listening to the latest Rascal Flatts song. They will either grow into suburban turds that claim they are from the country to other sunburned albinos on a cruise ship vacation or be struck by the train that goes straight through fucking middle of town.
hey dude why are you a pretentious alcoholic?
oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
oh bro its because I was born on a farm in the suburbs of fort collins!
by Todd Sholbunket February 5, 2020
Get the fort collinsmug. A cinical Douche Bag
by Joe Winesett August 22, 2011
Get the Collin Thomasmug. A John Collins is a Tom Collins except with whiskey instead of gin.
Here's how a bartender would normally prepare a John Collins:
1. Fill a highball glass with ice. 2. Add 1 oz whiskey, whatever requested. 3. Fill halfway with sour mix or appropriate substitute. 4. Shake. 5. Fill rest of the way with soda water. 6. Add straw. 7. Garnish with a flag (orange and cherry) and serve.
Here's how a bartender would normally prepare a John Collins:
1. Fill a highball glass with ice. 2. Add 1 oz whiskey, whatever requested. 3. Fill halfway with sour mix or appropriate substitute. 4. Shake. 5. Fill rest of the way with soda water. 6. Add straw. 7. Garnish with a flag (orange and cherry) and serve.
by Sid Barrett January 9, 2010
Get the John Collinsmug. by bill hinrichsen April 30, 2005
Get the phil collinsmug. a beautiful, moderately sized town with the best weed in the US.
Also,this is more like the high schools:
PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?
Also,this is more like the high schools:
PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?
by 2_0 June 30, 2008
Get the fort collinsmug. 
An absolute bad ass, tall, blonde, handsome. This individual is unrivaled and cannot be compared to any mortal and everyone wishes that they could have the abilities of this amazing person. Girls drop their panties for him and they wish they could be with him but his is only loyal to one.
by sexybitch243 January 8, 2020
Get the Collin Sundaymug.