clitsy

Thinks with her clit. Commonly associated with blondes. Similar to ditsy.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn...they are so clitsy.

by snowman694u May 16, 2007

Clumsy Tongue

to awkwardly use your tongue to lick something

"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"

"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"

by Christian Howes February 3, 2009

Clitstachio

A little pistachio of a clit.

"aw, my little clitstachio is so cute, not like all those henious penisclits out there."

by jtine November 28, 2009

Clumsy

Anyone who has a fondness for face-planting into carpet.

You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.

by nucrash February 24, 2011

Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

An enthusiastic orgy composed of 3-6 persons performed under centrifugal conditions

Hey look! That kid's tounge is stuck to the playground merry-go-round after we had that Tazmanian Cluster Fuck last night.

by Motown Babes October 25, 2003

ClubSlaben

A bad ass crip walking, cap busting, skank killing, bitch slapping, wigga hittin, ass punching, shit kicking black gang of dark skinned negros.

"holy shit man, I heard clubslaben is in town we better get the fuck outta here!"

news reporter - "another 250 white men have been slaughtered by the notorious 'Clubslaben'. The victims were reportedly all found squeezed into the boot of a single car, tied up in banana skins, with peeled hot dogs stuck into every orifice. The police will not be following the incident up due to their lack of toes, which occurred from excessive rat nibbling, after the same gang put numerous rodents in the poilcemans shoes. The rats were later found to be imported from ethiopia and had sharpened teeth."

by Slorris April 18, 2006

cluster monkey

When something is so screwed up and confusing that it has gone past the point of a cluster fuck and is worse than two monkeys humping a football.

This job has turned into a giant cluster monkey.

by driprd62 June 30, 2007