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Cliftonite

A person from Clifton in Nottingham, England. Who is unable to speak with any form of articulation or prose.

One who is doomed to work a menial job in chicken plucking all their life, if they choose to get a job at all.
John Doe is a real Cliftonite, he speaks with a full-on potty mouth whilst in the job centre signing on.
by NottsLad April 8, 2009
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Bill Clinton Paradox

The paradox/double standard that exists between guys who don't count receiving oral sex as cheating ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman.") but still considers the chick that gave him head to be a slut.

Guys, if bjs don't count as sex, and you're not cheating, she can't be a slut, ok?
What, he called *you* a slut for giving him head after you went out?

Yeah, it's that whole Bill Clinton Paradox going on. I gave head, but he only received it.

How fucking lame.

Completely not worth it.

Agreed.
by Catrina_livingdeadgirl October 13, 2010
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Clintons

a very nice drink that is only sold in kearny, new jersey. ppl travel from far and wide just to get one of these. it makes life very hard for north arlingtoner's because they have to go get one when there friends from kearny just walk out side of there house and clintons are being sold rite there.
me: Hey!, lets walk to kearny to get a clintons!

person: okay, lets go.
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person: my clintons wont open!

me: well idlest u dont have to travel far to get 1.
by Super Steven March 5, 2007
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Bill Clinton

by Barrackkk January 22, 2009
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Bill Clinton

Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!
Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.
by Vanishga July 2, 2008
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Clintoon

Monica, can I eat your box?
by Alexi October 19, 2003
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Bill Clitton

The infamous American former commander-in-chief with such rip-roaring “raging whoremoans” that he possessed an insatiable craving for women’s “equatorial regions”.
Bill Clitton may have felt smugly self-satisfied and derisively-amused about all of his extramarital “triumphs”, but I'm guessing that his wife didn’t find the whole business one bit “Hillary-ous”.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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