clarion

A drunk redneck University town. Where the biggest attraction is the annual Autumn Leaf Festival and the newest attraction THE SUPER WALMART. Where all the redneck teen converge after 10pm to walk around and DO NOTHING. Where everyone who is anyone has met DEB, graduated from Clarion Area High School, attend or attended Clarion University, and now are one the shirtless and 300lbs list. Residents of Clarion Co. will live there work there and die there while hating in the process.
Local teens and most of the 20 crowd enjoy smoking weed and drinking in the closest wooded area, corn field, or parents basement.
Everyone is catholic, christian, or Zion and are narrow minded SOB's who enjoy square dancing and hitting up the ol' Moonshine.

"Hi, I'm from Clarion."
response->"Oh My Fucken God." and then run in terror.

by BryanOKYZACH September 5, 2005

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarson is probhably one of the only American Idol contestants thathas actually acheived something more than one single platinum album.

Used to be a nice brunette, but then dyed her hair blond, change her nose stud to silver AND decided to re-do the cover of her latest album, Breakaway.

Also the latest of celebrities cooler than Hilary Duff that has gotten into a fight with her. Actually, they never really did start it, if it wasn't for that idiot Joel Madden (Hilary's current cooler-than-her boyfriend).

Anyways, she made up this joke: "I'm going to start a fight. Me and Hilary Duff. Isn't she always in the news for being in a fight with some other chick?"

Joel obviously loves dear daaaaaahling Hilary too dearly. He later commented on his blog about the joke: "It makes me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary, coz let's not forget it Kelly, you were a 'contestant' on a TV show."

Now really, I'm starting to lose respect for him. I mean, why the f*** bring up something totally not related to Kelly's remark?

Joel Madden, mind your own business, and ask Hilary wether she can sing as high as Kelly Clarkson can in "Behind These Hazel Eyes" without the help of a couple of computer generators.

by I swear I'm not with him July 28, 2008

clayson

A twat who thinks he's hard because he slaps women around.

"I kicked clayson's miserable fucking head in after I caught him beating on his woman"

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

Carson

to have a strange obsession with pandas

Boy: Let's go see Kung Fu Panda...
Girl: Stop being a carson, i hate pandas!

by MJ Repp June 30, 2008

Kelly Clarkson

Very talented, one of the only honestly good modern female singers I've heard. Also very attractive. I had no idea she was on American Idol but that doesn't change my opinion that her music is pretty awesome.

Kelly Clarkson is the next Gwen Stefani. Let's hope she doesn't end up doing her own Hella Good...

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006

Carson Top

A solid, removable roof that is covered with a soft material.

New Mazda Miata's only dream of the quality of a carson top.

by johnebp February 14, 2004

carsonpalmer

Someone who is a homer for his/her favorite team. For example, a person who stacks his/her Heisman ballot with nothing but players from his/her own former school.

That unreasonable guy with the face paint is a real carsonpalmer.

by Jason White December 9, 2004