crispy

new yorks word to describe your hair cut, hair do,your way of style, your sneakers or shirt

1.yo those are some crispy ass braids on that nigga. 2. yo steve harveys shape up madd crispy. 3. yo loon got a crisy ass goatee. 4. yo that niggas p. diddy is a cripy ass niggs. 5. yo i new to get me a pair of crispy ass air force ones and a crispy ass white tee

by rudy February 4, 2005

crispy benjamin

In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.

Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.

Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.

Waiter: This may take a while!

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

chippy biff

a vaginia that has an odour and taste similiar to that of food purchased in a fish and chip shop

i went down on fat karen who lives behind the precinct last night and she had a proper chippy biff

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

crispy

When the video quality is just too damn good.

That new "insert famous tech YouTuber here" video was crispy as hell!

Dude, this shot is so cripsy!

#TeamCrispy

by So Chill November 22, 2015

chirpy college student

A very cheerful student who makes a room all brightened up

Vannessa was a chirpy college student when she made everyone laugh

by tlaiynldoaruer May 13, 2017

Crispy

The state of a high that is mellow and relaxed, prior to being “baked” or “stoned”.

I’m not high, just a little crispy.

by Yung MacGyver July 30, 2019

Crispy

A mischievous yet popular 15 year old australian incel who secretly griefs minecraft houses.

He also happens to be a mommys boy and always sleep between 10-11pm.

He attracts random girls for some reason.

Girl: "Is that Crispy? Omg he's so hot I want to marry him"
Girl 2: "I totally want him to grief me"

by Dancingpissbaby May 11, 2020