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chest curtains

Of or referring to a pair of flappy, washed out, sucked dry, saggy breast that cover the abdomen like curtains cover a window. May sometimes go as low as the knees and need to be rolled up and secured into a bra to avoid a tripping hazard.
After nursing ten babies, Donna no longer has breast, she has chest curtains.
Your grandma is so old, she doesn't have tits, she has chest curtains.
by Dodobird December 11, 2007
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peacock chest

is when your girlfriend introduces you to a Hotter guy and you have to puff your chest out and size him up.
Man susie brought her best guy friend he is looking all cute I better go up to him and peacock chest him before he try anything and takes me for a sucker.
by magstav January 27, 2016
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Pirate Chest

When a bearded homeless man missing an eye with a peg leg (prosthetic) cums all over your chest.
hey jack how was the pirate chest you got last night
by Digger faggot September 14, 2016
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Sack Chest

Verb: Another term for titty fucking or the action of thrusting one's penis in between the interbreast depression with the goal of ejaculating one one's face or in one's mouth.
I would love to sack chest that gorgeous woman's breasts and ejaculate in he facial area.
by Steast777 February 23, 2009
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chest hug

When 2 people touch chests instead of hugging because it is to cold for them to take their hands out of their pockets. This is mainly done by girls
Girl: when my friend and I said good bye it was too cold to take our hands out of our pockets so we just chest hugged instead of hugging.
by hebrewfish January 22, 2014
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chest buttocks

Synnonym for boobs. Often considered awesome and important by straight men.
Dude, check out the chest buttocks on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.
by Jake Gus December 1, 2004
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community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.
I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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