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Charity Hooker

Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.
Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?

Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)
by ericinnes April 1, 2011
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charity police

People that bitch about those caring for a cause, when there are so many other causes that are more "worthy." Can't we care for multiple things that are "worthy?"
Great, here comes the Charity Police to tell us how to direct our outrage.
by happyscrappy May 29, 2017
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charity

The over rated corrupt political hell spawn of an "helpful and friendly place" made from the foul and amoral government to mind control famous innocent souls to do their brainwashing bidding for their sinful funds and to torture those who dare to say or think the truth.
Youtuber (Markiplier): I dyed my hair pink for charity!
The Government: *proceeds to brutally molest innocent children*
The CIA: *proceeds to hypnotize the poor to shoot innocent kids at school*
The FBI: *proceeds to make up bullshit about mental illnesses and charity helping those in need*
The ATF: * proceeds to give the hypnotized firearms and explosives, while making alcohol cause psychopathic behavior*

The DHS: *proceeds to hire terrorists to scare the people and play the victim role*
The NRC: *proceeds to purposely make nuclear plant accidents to cause death*
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023
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charity

ayy fam i'm tryna get all whacked out on charity
by farklee October 4, 2016
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charlit

charlit is a term for charlottes that are lit. lit charlottes can be found in the african wild, and like to turn up with a popular african herb known as Galinsoga parviflora.
charlotte loves ganinsoga parviflora, she is charlit!!
by fisheater321 July 27, 2016
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Chariot

To grab your biznitch's wrists while taking from the backside, and extend her arms at full length behind her back so as to whip them up and down, to and fro, like reigns on a horse-drawn chariot.
by Stabonski March 28, 2003
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chariot ride

Having sex with a woman from behind (usually with her on her knees) and holding on to her hands/wrists straightened out behind her like reins.
Took Sally for a chariot ride last night until her arms got too sore.
by craigozzie June 9, 2016
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