cauck

a dude with a chicken head

why is he bobing like that
thats because he is a cauck

by luke25548 January 13, 2008

cauldrons

a female's bosoms!!! ... breasts

Syn: jugs, tits, knockers, chi-chis, honkers, melons, bazongas, tetas, etc.

Beavis: Damn!!! Check out her rack!

Butthead: I've never seen such gigantic cauldrons!

by Lisette April 5, 2005

Cauldron Call

A gossip fuelled conversation between two gay men, where we serve shade and pure unadulterated judgement on the lives of others... because we can. Generally executed whilst stirring various meaty nuggets of gossip and / or gay scene happenings in our metaphorical cauldron.

I had a lovely Cauldron Call with Gino this morning... ooh the things that went on in that bar last night!

by Cauldron Queen May 11, 2014

Gypsy Cauldron

A pot which is hung over a fired used by dark gypsy's to make potions that turn their enemies into swines, and send them to the firey pitt of hell to ride with motor cycle gangs.

Damn that gypsy used her Gypsy Cauldron to send liza to hell as a swine.

by carlflash January 4, 2011

caulksockeah

(cocksucker) A person or persons engaged in putting a mans cock in there mouth to suck, resoluting to an orgasim and delightful cumshot to the back of their oral canal.

she lika to sucka my wee wee...............a good Caulksockeah.

by Henry Fathepost February 10, 2007

Caunky

two words, Car and Funky...
when two people, mainly me and a hot chick, are in a car, and we decide to get funky, usualy from this unstable turn of events the world goes into a state of equilibrius implonation and the whole of mankind hear a loud noise sounding something like pathump

hot chick' ooh J ur so good
J' yer we gotta get Caunky more often
hot chick'~Pathump Pathump~

by J April 1, 2005

black cauldron

the act of using marmite as a lubricant for anal sex.

jack has a fetish for the black cauldron. you either love it or you hate it...

by NewtScamander December 16, 2008