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The Sea Cactus

The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.
Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"
by Friend Number 2 July 17, 2009
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cactus

1.n. a plant in desert regions

2.n. another word for prick
jagoff#1 hey i like to fuck 5 year olds dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
jagoff#2 what a cactus!
by shitmeister2000 October 20, 2006
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cactusing

going out to The Neon Cactus at Purdue University, its a Thursday must-do for 21 year olds
Hey, are you cactusing tonight?
by Karen Booker May 5, 2012
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cactus

The process of shaving the nutbag and letting the stubble grow back for 4-7 days then teabagging somebody.
Are those chapped lips, or did u get the cactus?
by AssFart January 13, 2005
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Cactus

Someone who gets alot of pussy, but is still thirsty for some reason.
"Yooo I need to get some bro!"

"Nigga you just had sex like a day ago.."

"I knowwww but Im still fuckin thirsty!"

"You a cactus ass nigga.."
by KenjiMishima June 23, 2014
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cactus thingy

Its a phrase that is said after any awkward moment of silence. It refers to a tumbleweed.
(silence)...
okay?? Cactus thingy...

awkward silence tumbleweed
by etrnty May 4, 2009
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cactus man

Cactus Man

Putting thing politely, Cactus Man is a total dickhead, indeed a marked man by all accounts and whose name invariably if not inevitably is called Mark (sorry Mark! we know you are a nice guy really, this is the "other Mark").

Both arrogant and aloof with a sense of utter pompousness that all around are beneath him: after all "nobody is as good as cactus man" and sadly this is what makes him a total prick. This man does not know the meaning of common courtesy and the words "please" and "thank you" are non-existent in his vocabularly.

Cactus man is more than happy to take ALL of the credit, and all of the glory where he can (if he considers you "worthy" enough) but will rarely if ever give you any credit or recognition for your hard work (unless you are unfortunate to make a mistake!). Cactus man is a teflon manager with a neck of brass, and shoulders of teflon, nothing sticks to him - he is a complete and utter pillicock if ever.

Cactus man's gaze is forever upwards staring the ass of those higher up the corporate ladder, and he cares not what muck/filth he drops on those below. Indeed apt to dropping you in it a short notice. Generally having few real friends (if any), few people like him and many despise him.

Most definitely not a team player and best to avoid where you can.
Look out, Cactus Man just walked into the room.
by Fadoodles October 26, 2018
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