Carrot Fry

Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.
Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.
by Heybeerman March 22, 2018
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raw carrot

Inserting your spray-tanned penis into a woman's mouth directly after a shower.
Bro, I bet Donald Trump gives ladies raw carrots all the damn time.
by psseudopsych January 20, 2017
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Carrot cog

Something weak and foolishly planned or designed that others can see will not last long.
His carrot cog business plan is soon going to leave him in hot waters.

Your ideas are but carrot cog; keep them to yourself; I am not going to be fooled.
by Dr Farhan January 23, 2022
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carrot guts

A person who is so strictly vegetarian/vegan that they refuse to spend time with friends or family.
Person A: Why isn't Jenny coming out with us?
Person B: Apparently we're too "meaty" for her liking. Must be her carrot guts.
by EveRtBest December 07, 2010
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the carrot peeler

The carrot peeler is when a girl uses teeth during a blowjob, the teeth acting as a carrot peeler. Some girls say guys like it but no guy will say yes.
yo Olivia gave me the carrot peeler, that shit was not right. My dick was raw.
by Kronkaitis April 02, 2014
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[breaking carrots]

When the male injures his penis
Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's what I call breaking carrots lol
by da_crazi_bitch102 February 27, 2008
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Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
No shit it’s just Carrot River.”
by Bigjib February 06, 2020
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