Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2019

Curling oot a toaldy

When you do a massive steamy shite that curls out your arse like a Mr Whipy ice cream

Waitress - Would your friend like to order dessert?

Me - I'm not sure, he's currently in the toilet curling oot a toaldy

by Supersonictittysucker November 18, 2020

Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023

Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.

Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

shit curl

1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.

"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"

by Shit Curl February 22, 2014

Spicy Cheese Curl

When a person with a cheesy foreskin pulls it back and allows a willing participant to suck and clean the cheese away from the head. The result is a unit that is left shiny and clean.

I offered my girl a spicy cheese curl last night. I came way feeling clean and I think she appreciated being able to help me maintain such good hygiene.

by Durka Durka Mohammed al Smith January 15, 2022