butt buy

When one inadvertently purchases an app or in-app item from one's "smart" phone while it remains in his or her pocket.

Sebastian had to email Groupon to cancel his order of a 10-Speed Waterproof Vibrator after he accidently butt bought it.

Liz made a butt buy of 22222 Boosters in Candy Crush Saga.

by phehr May 27, 2014

Butt Batter

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.

Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Bank Butt

1. A light pink color named by an AI
2. Slang for a Prostitute

1.

Guy 1 : Hello, do you have any Bank Butt paint cans?
Shopkeeper : Sorry, we are all out of it.
2.
Guy 1 : Man, you should've seen that Bank Butt giving me head

by Badwater1298 October 12, 2017

Sofa Butt

The pain you get in your ass from sitting on it all day. Discomfort can also be in the lower back.

This was referenced in S06 E21 of the popular TV Show "New Girl" (2011-2018) when Jessica Day, suffering from heartbreak, refused to leave the house.

"Let's just get you out of this house"
"Yeah, right"
"Well what are you going to do? You're gonna sit on this couch all day long? You'll get sofa butt. C'mon, let's go get some ice cream."

by Abhay The Great June 11, 2019

smoke a butt

Smoking a cigarette

Yo Chris you wanna smoke a butt?

by SchoolboyQ December 28, 2013

i'm a stupid doodoo butt

Sans' secret code in undertale.

Sans: "What's up."
Frisk: "I'm a stupid doodoo butt."
Sans: "Did you...did you just say 'I'm a stupid doodoo butt?'"
"Wow. I can't believe you would say that."
"Not only is that completely infantile...but it's also my secret codeword."

by personwholikesstuff July 13, 2020

butt-sucker

a smoker of tobacco cigarettes, or butts.

don't be a butt-sucker, it's filthy, and not in a good way.

by chuckybubbles December 19, 2008