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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Dick Buttons

Similar to a Pearl Necklace except the semen drips down the front of the shirt
Sally: Johnny was trying to give me a Pearl Necklace but missed and gave me Dick Buttons instead….
by Albee100 February 1, 2025
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Twink Burton

An extremely thin man that has Tim Burton character likeness in both appearance and attire.
Sean fits the Twink Burton vibe.

Sarah’s totally into the Twink Burton thing.
by poopybuttfacestinkypants February 20, 2025
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The Jolly Burton

A prolonged method of suicide, in which one stays up all night listening to sad music, eating ice cream, and smoking weed until ultimately they die of chronic fatigue and/or obesity
RIP my boy Zach, he went out with The Jolly Burton.
by lukedaviesor October 21, 2017
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Brittany Nicole Burton

Beautiful soul and lost without desired purpose or destination
Brittany Nicole burton is going through a tough stage in her life.
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Misheru Maru (buttons)

a character who was written by me, who probably needs therapy
some random dude: hey! What's your favorite character in this webcomic?

a very swag person: Misheru Maru (buttons) :)
by local fag April 22, 2021
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The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021
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