Butt Budget

When your finances or budget are tight and something comes up unforcasted so you pull money out of you ass to pay.

My bills were high this month so I am using my butt budget to buy wine.
Or
I had to use the butt budget to pay the light bill or they were going to cut me off

by HKM♡ November 2, 2019

Emotional Budget

A strategy to conserve your emotional strength and or energy from being drained or depleted.

Jane is such a nag,I have an emotional budget for a day with her.

by Female Einstein August 26, 2021

Donna Buretta

A grumpy old dinosaur. But if you get on her good side she'll feed you cake. Not the best person to be friends with, but not the worst.

Donna Buretta may be decrepit but she sure can bake!

by lawyerssuck April 2, 2022

Pester bugester

Someone who is nagging, whilst tripping balls

Enough crack Jim! You’re being a pester bugester!

by Pest Hest January 11, 2023

poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012

pushing the budget

Going further than anticipated or calculated

Frank wanted a day off work, his boss says "Sorry Frank but you're really pushing the budget"

by PJay 2.2 December 2, 2020

Boning on a budget

The act of sexual intercourse which you avoid pregnancy because child’s are expensive

Meagan says, “come on we’re boning on a budget sister”

by Kittylover200 February 24, 2021