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bufferfucked

To have one's watching of streaming video stymied due to poor connection with the server.

See also: megavideoed
Dude I was watching a pirated video online, but I gave up because I kept getting bufferfucked.
by JiMinitaur February 20, 2010
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baffled

when ur surprised
julian: lora was talking bout you to me .
me: whattt im baffled , i thought we was friends .
by goofytigerr June 1, 2019
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Floor Buffer

The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.
Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.
by Jim E. Junk May 22, 2006
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pre-buffer

The act of loading a webpage with a video on it allowing the video to buffer knowing full well that you do not intent to watch the video at the present time. But instead keeping the webpage open and watching later when it may be more convenient for you. A pre-buffer is also used to make sure the video is fully loaded when you wish to wash it.

The user can also disconnect from the internet and will still be able to watch the video due to the pre-buffer.
buddy: have you got any decent films we can watch?
guy: erm nah not really but i pre-buffered the hangover on the internet this morning if you wanna watch that
buddy: yeah sounds like a plan, good old pre-buffer

bob: you wanna go out jim?
jim: ok let me just pre-buffer space chimps for the kids n i'll pick you up
by wildturkey69 September 19, 2009
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buffled

buffled (pronounce baa-fl-d ) means confused, lost, dunno what to do, not clear what to do,
1. where are we meant to go?
oh i dont know im buffled
by babecuddlez June 5, 2007
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Nudity Buffer

The average amount of time it takes a man to visualize a woman naked.
I cant talk to her now, Im well past the nudity buffer.
by Dj Blues November 13, 2003
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Boffle Chops

A girl with large boobs and a small bottom who generally chips about
"Hello there, Boffle Chops... I like your boobs."
by sweet September 8, 2003
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