bollox

That undisputed descriptive word of a persons disatisfaction with a situation that may or may not be going their way.Or indeed someone full of bull sh*t.
Used the world over by English guys while visiting foreign shores.
"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOX"

what do you think of Bush's second term and his foreign policies - what a load of bollox.

I reckon that I can get my end away with your mother, I have a thing about older women - bollox

by DENTIE July 8, 2005

dogs bollocks

Literally the dogs testicles. In British slang, bollocks, means "testicles", however, when it is applied in this context its usual and derivative meaning is "the best", or "the greatest", or "superb"

interchangeable with the expression "the mutts nuts"

usually is applied in a similar fashion to: "That jacket is the dogs bollocks as far as I'm concerned"

or "when are you having the dogs bollocks lopped off"?

A Television chef might stir the pan, taste the contents, and then look into camera while saying,
"You know, these Korean meatballs REALLY ARE the dogs bollocks"

by legs akimbo April 11, 2007

Brillo Pad

A soap filled cleaning device thats made of steel woll but feels like its made of mens pubic hair.

I make my own brillo pads out of my own pubic hair.

by Brewski. August 2, 2009

bolloxed

extremely tired. suffering from fatigue. badly hungover

"what's wrong man your so quiet?"

"awh nothin' man i'm just bolloxed"

by joe balls March 11, 2008

Bollo

slang term for the word bollocks which can also be spelt bollox. Bollo then comes from the fact that an 'x' at the end of the word should be silent, for example the word gateaux.

Shit man, we got no smoke tonight.
Bollo.

by Bizarroal January 20, 2006

bollock

Bollock(s)
(1) I dont give a shit about
(2) Rubbish

Bollox(ed)
(3) A bit broken

Bollock(ing) & Bollock(ed)
(4a)A telling off & (4b)Told off

'Bollocks to that' (1)

'(1) Bollocks to that (2) bollocks it's (3) bolloxed and we'll get a (4a) bollocking and I hate being (4b) bollocked'.

by .mini.moke August 28, 2008

Bollocks

Plural of "Bollock", a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.

If you so much as look at that woman again I'll cut one of your bollocks off and feed you it for breakfast!

by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003