Blasted

Getting Tatted

I got my stomach blasted today

by Sqeakylettuce August 25, 2022

Brosted

When a male of the African decent is comically roasting another individual.

The Rock was brosted by Kevin Hart

by Hanger2272 April 28, 2023

Brastein

Can’t work OT on FMLA

Yooo Alexis you working MLK this weekend?
Naw dawg I’m doing a brastein this weekend.

by Mysteryman B January 16, 2024

beasted on

when you absolutely annihilate someone in a video game or irl.

ex. Will: OMG! I'm beasting all over these guys!!
belle: Omg you've never beasted so hard. Omg I didn't even know you could beast on someone that much!
Fluffy: meow
Will: omg they just beasted on me!
Fluffy: meow

by I love the tucker cats November 28, 2023

basted

the action of repeatedly busting in a classroom specifically at recess time.

“ I basted at school the other day”

by pseudo bas February 23, 2025

Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.

Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

Blasted

To be high out of your mind.

My friend was over last night and we got some blasted.

by Polly Wog November 8, 2025