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Brandon

"Wow, you chop wood like a Brandon."

"Hey! Thank you for getting my cat out of the tree, you must be a Brandon."
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Brandon

A name for a boy. People name brandon are usually cute and fun to be around. Also a freak in bed. They are the best ones to be in a relationship with. Their always loyal
Nones like Brandon.
by Brandon. December 11, 2014
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“Brandon is fat
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Brandon

A hideous greasy-haired drugged out looking chav lanky prick who looks like he hasn't
showered in years as well as a professional gaslighter and manipulator. He has a false
sense of entitlement which deludes him into thinking he can treat as if there below
him
when it's actually the other way round and it's HIM who's below most people.
He refuses to apologise for his appalling behaviour and abuse but probably won't like
it if the shoe was on the other foot and he was on the receiving end of someone's
bullcrap.
He is sick disgusting freak and total psychopath who beats and picks on poor
defenceless animals, Brandon is someone who hasn't gotten a taste of his own
medicine yet and clearly hasn't been disciplined when he was a kid that's why he's
turned into such an insufferable spoiled brat as an adult. However what goes comes
around and he will pay for being an animal abusing piece of shit.
If you come across a Brandon run
Why are you being such a Brandon today
Why are you being such a Brandon today

(Used as synonym for physcopath)
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brandoneis

To force fellacio on a friend, usually a best friend, while he is sleeping. If the friend wakens, a brandoneiser often times hides his cum guzzling ways by prentending to be 'sleep sucking,' and responding with phrases like, 'what is going on; gross!"
Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.
by dr.b December 10, 2008
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Brandon

Brandon is the best guy in the world he’s usually tall and dark skinned he’s very funny and smart but he’s also very chill Brandon’s always have a honking cock and are very good in bed he loves sports and video games but he’s no nerd he’s mastered the art of blackjitsu and can take anyone with ease so don’t try him.
Dawn-WOW that boy is sexy

Jessica-that’s Brandon he’s so cute and he’s smart he just made varsity football
Dawn-DIBS!
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