Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

Stop being a Sussy Baka

A phrase said to straight people you wish to abandon their straightness and have gay sex with you

Stop being a sussy Baka and give me a blowjob!

by ElFilapo June 6, 2021

chandler bing

hot guy, married to monica geller

chandler bing is hot

by sofixia September 21, 2021

Daily Mail binge

A temporary period marked by excessive reading of the daily mail, often to the detriment of more pressing tasks and matters.

"Have you seen his web history? It's article after article of the Kardashians, Taylor swift, 'posh and becks,' and Kate."

"yeah, he has the occasional Daily Mail binge."

by Josh G July 8, 2014

Ding-dong on a bing-bong stick

Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.

A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.

by datDude July 22, 2014

Most fucking perfect human being alive

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher

Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

by Mygyaldemisfineaf June 8, 2019

tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.

As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

by Monkey's Dad December 3, 2022