Ideal Boyfriend

A Michael is the best boyfriend you could ever want. Hes caring, a gentlemen, sweet, gourgeous eyes, cutest and kindest guy you will every meet so don't lose him cause it will be hard to find another person like him.

Girl: My date with Michael was amazing. Hes the perfect Ideal Boyfriend.
Friend: What happened?
Girl: He was so nice he was such a gentlemen i hope we have a 2nd date.
Friend: I hope so too

by HarleyQuinn♦💟♦💟♦ September 27, 2017

My boyfriend

Non-existent

My boyfriend: Hi

Me: Hi! Oh wait

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

boyfriend withdrawal

when you haven't seen your loved one for a few days due to busy each other's schedules etc. and start to go through withdrawal, mentally and physically craving to be snuggled up next to them as if they were your all-purpose-blanket.

Person 1: Aaaah, I feel so cold on the inside, It's Wednesday and haven't seen Tim this week yet!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I've been working late evenings and he's been busy too. Hate shift work!! I've got boyfriend withdrawals!:(

Person 2: Awww, that's so cute.

by CarpeNoctem January 29, 2014

boyfriend politics

The boundaries a girl sets with her guy friends, physical or otherwise, when she has a boyfriend.

"It was freezing outside last night, and John offered me his sweater, but boyfriend politics made me take Ann's instead, even though it wasn't as warm."

by NotTheDiva November 1, 2009

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Boyfriend Magic

The incredible power a boyfriend has to make his girlfriend happy.

"You make everything better" -girlfriend
"Thats my job. Its called boyfriend magic."

by Lovehimalways June 7, 2012

ex boyfriend

A guy who you once liked/loved but decided you were better off without once he cheated on you with a 14 year old. and lied about being in the military. Beware, they are notorious for pretending to change so that you will take them back, but in reality, they are the same disgusting, lying, cheating, pig that you broke up with in the first place.

My ex boyfriend tried to call me on new years to come see him, so instead of answering, I sent him a picture of me hanging out with my favorite Marine.

by Teddiann January 2, 2011