Car blanch is J.C.'s bastardization of the French 'carte blanche'. Meaning: Unrestricted power to act at one's own discretion; unconditional authority
Usage: Rather than observe military custom and courtesy, J.C. chose to send an email, questioning the decisions of leaders, car blanch. In his email, replete with its own grammatical errors, he criticizes them for not checking grammar.
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Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?
No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
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Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.
Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.
Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷
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