The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.
by Johnny Bone December 05, 2009
To sneeze while recieving a blumpkin, fellatio while defecting, which rumor has it causes sensory overload.
by Moses87 July 11, 2006
To have a woman suck your cock while you are taking a shit. Afterwards she tosses your salad and cleans your anus with her tongue.
My womans such a trooper, she sucks my cock and licks my pooper.
She gives a damn fine rusty blumpkin.
She gives a damn fine rusty blumpkin.
by Rod Cocksman November 06, 2008
All the other definitions have it wrong. You are all thinking of the Inverted Blumpkin in which the female poops and sucks dick.
The Actual meaning of a Reverse Blumpkin is when the female sits on the toilet and poops while the male is on his hands and knees eating out her pussy.
The Actual meaning of a Reverse Blumpkin is when the female sits on the toilet and poops while the male is on his hands and knees eating out her pussy.
Girlfriend: Hey I'm taking a shit, come eat me out.
Boyfriend: You want me to give you a Reverse Blumpkin?
Girlfriend: Yes.
Boyfriend: You want me to give you a Reverse Blumpkin?
Girlfriend: Yes.
by Gundament2 May 29, 2012
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To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!
Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey
by DankOregon March 28, 2009
by John Butz & Meghan Kay August 19, 2004