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Poop-blocked

Goes along with being cockblocked. Your girl is a night pooper. Poops before going to bed, therefore making the chance of having sex null and void.
"Ewww I just pooped, you're not going anywhere near any of that region" That is a total poop-block. You've been poop-blocked.
by Kokomo85 December 24, 2016
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Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.
Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.
by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017
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Cunt-Blocked

That thot just cunt-blocked me!
by Bryce and Daniel September 12, 2017
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cone blocked

When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.
When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!
by GlazeHer October 10, 2017
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CAC Blocked

When somebody else blocks you from using your CAC (Common Access Card) to log into a computer by inserting their CAC into the computer you were going to use. This is usually done purposely but does not have to be.
Paul: *walking over to a computer requiring him to insert his CAC to log in*
Tina: *notices Paul walking towards said computer*
Tina: *quickly cuts Paul off and inserts her CAC into the computer Paul was going to use, thereby using it herself*
Tina: Well, looks like I just got the last computer in the office.
Paul: Hey, what the heck Tina, you just CAC blocked me!
by Shadow-Dude June 12, 2018
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Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.
When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.
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Tok Blocked

The act of disrupting and otherwise ruining your child's repeated attempts to record TikTok videos 24 hrs a day.
I just tok blocked her by throwing out a peace sign in front of the camera everytime she was about to finish her video
by Reyalp411 May 28, 2019
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