'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis

Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'

by The real big dick billy October 19, 2025

cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street

cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

by stale memes equal stale life March 29, 2017

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.

Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke

by BShields90 March 27, 2022

hipped my brokes

When you’re so insanely stressed you can’t pay attention to driving laws and get in an accident that nearly kills you but you just break your hips and get a concussion.

You know that beautiful chick who worked at the chilling home? I didn’t die, I just hipped my brokes

by Iliarose August 21, 2023

Single-Rack BLOKE (SRB)

One of the crew who cannot be tamed. As such, he marches to the beat of his own drum. Some might call him a “wild child”. Others might say “renegade”. While not anti-social, sometimes he just needs to hit T-peps for a post-rid brewski all by himself, or head to “Newport” for a soccer game or to pick out a Christmas tree. In August.

To support this lifestyle, he just needs a German sedan and a single bike rack. No passengers!

That Single-Rack BLOKE (SRB) beat a hasty retreat to T-peps once he realized everyone else in the gang was on dry January. Good thing he has that single rack and can drive by himself.

by Shivbo the Clown March 10, 2026