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blindmans bomb

when you jerk off into a condom, then, while its still on, piss into it, then tie it off like a waterballoon, and throw it on someone's car
Hey man, I was so drunk last night I hit Jamie's car with a blindmans bomb!
by Das Fuhr December 24, 2008
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a wrestling move often used by red-headed ufc fighters, where you throw your arm around there face there for blind folding them, this move was invented by a wrester named logan rackley
did u see that fight last night, tito ortiz pulled off the "blind folded logan rackley attack" on kimbo slice.
by chase1989 January 14, 2010
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Blind man's wank

When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"

"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"
by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010
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bling-ringed

When your house gets robbed because you posted on social media that you're not at home.

Named after "The Bling Ring", a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in Hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. "The Bling Ring" is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.
"Would you rather be trolled, catfished or bling-ringed?"

"Paris Hilton's house was bling-ringed three times!"
by matty-g October 24, 2014
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blind Russian

Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).
When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!
by O-Penned-Mind September 6, 2014
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Blind Romping

Going on a blind date with the intent of taking an anal virginity.
Hey did you hear that Corbin tried to pull a Blind Romping on that broad in our economics class ?
by DonB March 14, 2015
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Blind Fred

Explosive diarrhea left on the tank of a toilet in a public restroom.
Dude. I just left the restroom and clearly the house sausage didn't sit well with the last guy. He went full Blind Fred all over the tank.
by Katyv May 15, 2015
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