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blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women
by peegeeare May 4, 2025
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Blasey Ford

Politically Correct term for "Lying Cunt". Call any lying c-word a Blasey Ford and they will instantly show you their reptilian poison by hissing. After that tell them "Comet Ping Pong called... they want to know if your showing u for adrenochrome hits tonight.." sick freaks.. Epstein Island loving c-words.
I called that bitch Margaret Sanger a Blasey Ford after she said that Planned Parenthood wasn't invented to exterminate the Blacks.
by Pretti Yung June 2, 2025
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blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.
Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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bleasing

motorboating ass cheeks, with or without cream cheese heated on tin foil over an open flame to a point that the edges have burned a little before cooling.
My couple's therapist has recommended upping the ante of breakfast in bed with bleasing.
by northbot October 20, 2025
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juliauna blessel

Another word for HUMP ME FUCK ME DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOCK
You better Juliauna blessel me tonight. I’m Julianna blessed
by Youdontneedprotection December 19, 2017
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Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes
Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed
by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022
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dish blesser

An automatic dishwasher appliance in a kitchen that doesn't actually clean the dishes, but we use it anyway. Apparently we think it blesses the dishes.
Have you unloaded the dish blesser yet?
by explanagraphics June 18, 2023
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