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bitterfinger

Members of the hand that should always be vanquished by hoards of soap after a night of soaking in something douche-forgotten, shower-deprived and rotten.
that bitterfinger smells like dead electric eels and tastes nothing like a butterfinger.
by jakernaut November 23, 2006
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Bitter Beauty

Someone who obsessively develops their physical appearance to an impossible standard of human beauty and perfection, yet remain insecure and unpleasant in their personal interactions and relationships.

This can be achieved through extreme dieting, exercise, grooming, cosmetic surgery and augmentation, dental work, material possessions, education, career success, family connections or religious convictions or anything that achieves a belief of superiority to everyone else, but remain unhappy, unfulfilled and have underdeveloped interpersonal skills.
Don't even both try talking to that guy at the gym with the killer six pack. He's just another bitter beauty too lost in the mirror to give workout tips or his phone number.

You're not even in that bitter beauty's league, dude. She'll shoot you down with a look before you even get close enough to see her eye color.

The new dance club was packed with drunken bitter beauties providing their usual false hope of getting laid that night or even a mercy date.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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Bitterglitter

Glitter is a very mean bisexual. Bitterglitter is bitter and does not like bugs. She is a tiny person who likes frozen
Hey have you heard of a girl named Bitterglitter

Yea, she beat me with a stick and I said her gf was pretty.

How mean of her
by Allukashugs January 22, 2021
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Shitter Bitter

When your mad and can’t think of anything to say…

Popularized from streamer h0ldenlol.
(Dies in video-game) BROOO YOU LITTLE SHITTER BITTER
by StephGgurl June 17, 2023
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batter-licker

some one who will only help bake to lick the excess batter
Nic- you are such a batter-licker
by aslifdsiefhdsxoks December 2, 2010
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battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.
"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."
by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011
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bettendorf middle school

40% rich whites, 18% black, 2% rich blacks, 30% white trash/others that try to act bhad, 10% asians. some go to church, others vape and some suck dick on the daily. most dont wear deoderant.
"bro last night this bitch at the fb from bettendorf middle school asked to take a pic. she smelled like assss. ofc i still had to get that good slop top but she said she couldnt stay the night cuz she had church the next day."
by dissabignut4urbut September 12, 2018
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