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Air Biscuit

A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.
Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.
by Creepnjeep September 8, 2009
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biscuit wanker

N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...

N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
by Tranny La Rue October 9, 2007
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Biscuit body

When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.
Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot
by Smokeymcchad April 26, 2016
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biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.
Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.
by fernofry September 20, 2016
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Bisclitussy

-When a boys bussy is so yeasty and unclean that a cocoon of yeast forms around there bootty hole making a bagel.
-This new term is mosty used in gay communities among men
Example:

I put cream cheese on John Bisclitussy, what a lovely breakfast!
by Danussy August 30, 2022
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Bisclitussy

-When your man's asshole is infrequently cleaned, so a yeasty mass forms around it.

-Mostly occurs amoung straight man who partake in gay intercourse.

-It often comes with extra chocolate chips.
-Man you need to take a shower a Bisclitussy is forming
by Danussy August 30, 2022
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Bisclitussy

-When your man's asshole is infrequently cleaned, so a yeasty mass forms around it. -Mostly occurs amoung straight man who partake in gay intercourse.
-It often comes with extra chocolate chips.
-Man you need to take a shower a Bisclitussy is forming
by SLAYRIA PARKS August 30, 2022
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