Bedongled

A person who is with dong, i.e., a person who has a penis attached to their body. Usually used to specify that someone you wouldn't necessarily expect to have a dick, does in fact have one.

Yo, where all the bedongled honeys at?

Guy 1: "Did you eat her out?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she was bedongled."
Guy1: "So, did you?"

by Dancinswords February 14, 2019

Bedscout

When you go to a sleep over with your opposite sex, and record them while you shower. Although it is illegal. It will keep you horny for the whole month. The description below is really my friend reacting.

Oh man, I Bedscouted this girl in the shower, and she's so hot, like her I saw her hairy pussy, her big ass and her nice tits, the water made it so much better. She was all touching her self and washed her tits as it squished and bounced around. I wanna rape her so bad now. Like I saw her washing her pussy too, I wanna finger her and put my dick in her, I would have raped her and came in her vagina that night if I could. I want to molest her so bad. She was literally naked and washing her self. I wanna have sex and snog her, I want to put my dick in her tight hairy pre-pubesin pussy. I wanna kiss and have sex with her so badly now. I wanna fuck her so bad and touch her body and kiss her for hours. I wanna molest her, and fuck her. Put my dick in her, grope on her ass and tits and finger fuck her. I love you girl, let me have sex with you. Let me touch you and have sex with you. I wanna fuck you so bad

by Magic Coal Man May 6, 2019

Bedo

Bedo is a fat, fluffy, hairy baby. He has ginger fur, and a nuby tail. He's the best cat to be around. His favorite food is fancy feast. You won't regret having a Bedo in your life. (BTW he loves to bite your fingers off and give you multiple scratches. Also excellent at catching, and trying to bury his poop on the carpet.) Great dancer too, I might add. Only for food though. Nothing else.

Girl: Bedo! Stop eating the plants!
Bedo: MEEEOWWWWWWW!
Girl: AHHHHHHHHHH-

by torpedobedo July 1, 2019

BADOS

Black American Descendant of Slaves

I thought she was a bitchin' babe from Botswana, but she's a badass BADOS from Boston.

by souris voleur October 14, 2019

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude I really enjoyed that band!

Nah man, that was a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Bedo

Bedo technically means egg but its used to call people and idiot.

You are such a bedo

by dhus June 21, 2020