Bedscout

When you go to a sleep over with your opposite sex, and record them while you shower. Although it is illegal. It will keep you horny for the whole month. The description below is really my friend reacting.

Oh man, I Bedscouted this girl in the shower, and she's so hot, like her I saw her hairy pussy, her big ass and her nice tits, the water made it so much better. She was all touching her self and washed her tits as it squished and bounced around. I wanna rape her so bad now. Like I saw her washing her pussy too, I wanna finger her and put my dick in her, I would have raped her and came in her vagina that night if I could. I want to molest her so bad. She was literally naked and washing her self. I wanna have sex and snog her, I want to put my dick in her tight hairy pre-pubesin pussy. I wanna kiss and have sex with her so badly now. I wanna fuck her so bad and touch her body and kiss her for hours. I wanna molest her, and fuck her. Put my dick in her, grope on her ass and tits and finger fuck her. I love you girl, let me have sex with you. Let me touch you and have sex with you. I wanna fuck you so bad

Bedscout by Magic Coal Man May 6, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012