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Pedophile

Alex! Thank you for the perfume! You are such a pedophile!
by Oiplzokhi May 7, 2018
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pedophile

an individual who experiences romantic or sexual attraction to children. That does not mean, however, that they have or would ever act on their feelings and harm anyone.

Also, they do not choose to be this way; the preference is inborn in the same way that being straight or gay is.
Albert: "Did you know that most pedophiles/MAPs don't assault children?"
George: "Well, of course! Most people in general don't assault people who they are attracted to. And most sexual abusers of children aren't pedophilic."
Albert: "Are you telling me pedophiles are usually actually ethical human beings who recognize that rape is wrong, just like almost everyone else on the planet?"
George: "Yes, exactly! And they don't choose and cannot change being attracted to children, so we shouldn't bully them for it."
Albert: "Yeah, I guess it's like how people can't change their skin color or gender or sexual orientation. It's not their fault."
by Wrackspurts and Nargles September 8, 2019
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Pedophile

Someone who likes fucking innocent children and, in some cases, killing them.
That pedophile is a sadistic whore who's going straight to hell!
by The Jester of Madness! November 11, 2015
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pedophiley

Adjective form of pedophile, rhymes with Kiley
I wouldn't recommend going to Old Man Johnson's house for Trick-or-treat. He just seems so pedophiley
by cowboyjebus July 9, 2007
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Pedophile

Whacking off in the bleachers of a modified girls volleyball game.
Kevin: Did you see Jim at the game yesterday?
Steve: Yeah he is such a pedophile!
by The Chronic Method May 19, 2016
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Pedophile

A person who is sexually attracted to children or even adults who still look like children.
Yo-gay-sh: Dad my friends called me a pedophile for getting all sexual with a 9year old kid.
Dad: Even i had a feeling about it. And you proved me right. I'm proud of you.
by Fake Thanos June 6, 2018
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Pomona Pedophile

A Pomona Pedophile is a male over the age of 40 who continually bangs girls that are seniors in high school. Most generally, a Pomona Pedophile lives their life by one rule, "Sure I get older, but Seniors are ageless."
"Hey Dunkin, did you hear who Jamie fucked the other night?

"Yeah dude, that's the 5th time this week, Perkins is such a Pomona Pedophile!"
by The Harrillizer May 3, 2009
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