baela

someone who's the #1 bae and is absolutely perfect
baeperfectbest#1

Person 1: "That girl over there is so perfect"
Person 2: "Yeah totally, she's definitely a baela"

by mswizzle15 August 3, 2015

Los Bagels

An awesome cafe in Northen California offering Jewish/Hispanic foods such as rugalah and empanadas, and of course bagels. They carry quailty foods that are as good for you as they are tasty. They also sell menorahs and have sales on dia de los muertos.

"Hey Ian, lets go pick up a bagel with hummus and larrupin at Los Bagels"

by shit colored sunshine October 17, 2007

cock-bagel

A bagel that has been violated out of desperation, or loneliness.
Also used as an insult to someone that is currently pissing you off.

A : Matt has cock-bagels
C : HAH!

or

A : Shut up you cock-bagel piece of shit.
M : Ouch

by Sand E. Titties March 17, 2008

deuce bagelo

A name given to someone who is addicted or frequently eats bagels. And/or has the gift of God to eat a bagel in just two bites. May also be given to someone who hustles bagels.
Derived from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Mauricio: "May I have a piece of that bagel?"
Big Boi: "No!"
Mauricio: "Pff. You're a deuce bagelo.

by t3rd November 8, 2007

Bananto Bagel

The act of putting your dick in the hole of a bagel, then proceeding to fuck a girl anally who just took a shit and didn't wipe then after, she then eats the shit covered bagel, bite by bite off your dick.

i totally gave that girl the bananto bagel yesterday!!

by supperrslut6969XxX June 29, 2011

Hairy Bagel

The area around a guy's navel. When both hands are used to scoop the flabby hairy gut flesh together in a circle, the navel and skin around it become the hairy bagel.

"I'll bet that fat dude could make a wicked hairy bagel."

"I don't have enough beer gut or stomach hair to make a hairy bagel"

by finnegan217 December 4, 2006

Bagel with Cream Cheese

When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.

I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.

by Jersey DMP September 30, 2008